phemiec:

d4vek4t:

unbeatablerootbeer:

xpsychohogx:

zamamam-chan-san-sama-senpai-kun:

xpsychohogx:

my headcanon equius voice is this generator

-lang:engish

-will bad guy

type”i think…i need…a…towel”

image

FUCKING TYPE I NEED SOME MILK AND LISTEN IT IS FUCKIG HILAROUS IM CRYING

omFG TYPE “NEPET TA”

I typed “I am STRONG” and totally lost it

fUCKNIG CRYING

Do yourself a favor and-

"This is fOOlishness… upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited fOOlishnesses."

imworthamillioninprizes:

It’s heterosexual pride day so here’s a helpful diagram so you don’t accidentally become gay while trying to hug someone of the same gender.
I got this when I was lurking the heterosexual awareness month Facebook page and they posted this with absolute sincerity.

imworthamillioninprizes:

It’s heterosexual pride day so here’s a helpful diagram so you don’t accidentally become gay while trying to hug someone of the same gender.

I got this when I was lurking the heterosexual awareness month Facebook page and they posted this with absolute sincerity.

nerdy-whovian:

bioterrors:

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat writers?’ and [Gregory] Corso, suddenly utterly serious, leans forward and says: “There were women, they were there, I knew them, their families put them in institutions, they were given electric shock. In the ’50s if you were male you could be a rebel, but if you were female your families had you locked up.

Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via fuckyeahbeatniks)

#LOOK AT THE FUCKING BELL JAR

(via talkwordytome)

anotherdamnposer:

Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.

Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.

Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.

thirteenfunbreaker:

gentlemanbones:

MEGATRON HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM

I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS

WITH THIS CHAIR BLOCKING THE DOOR, MEGATRON IS NO MORE.

DECEPTICONS, TAKE OFF!